While we are waiting for the third of the series, we bring you today some hilarious quotes from the funniest superhero ever; Deadpool. This R rated series had the audience fall from their seats laughing. Undoubtedly, the scriptwriters Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick have successfully made him one of the most quotable characters in history. You will find most of the Deadpool quotes funny, but mind you, some of these are deep and will leave you wondering about life!
Both movies contain awesome quotes from start to finish. So much so that the script itself can be called a list of great one-liners. This article is our take at trying to compile the best of them into a single piece (we have Deadpool 2 quotes as well!). Enjoy!
Deadpool Quotes Love
#1. You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl; the right girl will bring out the hero in you.
If you find this instance where Deadpool quotes love a bit unreal, do not worry, we are with you. But this was there in the movie, and it does touch the heart with a little romance, right?
#2. Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream. So you gotta hold onto love… tight! And never let go. Don’t make the same mistakes I did. Got it?
This advice from DP was for the taxi driver, Dopinder. But don’t be deceived by the romantic sound of it. Because the next part was, ‘(if you made the mistake), it (the world) would taste like Mama June after hot yoga’!
#3. ‘Happy Lent.’
This greeting was in the middle of the infamous ‘Calendar Girl’ sequence. This two-minute long explicit sex scene, we are positive, was not expected by the parents who took their kids to the theatres for a superhero movie. What a nasty surprise that that was!
#4. After a brief adjustment period and a bunch of drinks, it’s a face… I’d be happy to sit on.
After being experimented on, Wade Wilson’s face becomes unrecognizable. Even though DP said ‘whatever they did to him made him indestructible and unfuckable’, we were uncertain as to what Vanessa’s response would be to the disfigured face of Wade. But thank god she accepted it in style, the ‘Deadpool style’.
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#5. I’m living to 102. And then die. Like the city of Detroit.
Okay, now this one, I don’t think our friends from Michigan would admire much. Both Ryan Reynolds and Wade Wilson have their origins in Canada, so they will share the pleasure of making cheeky comments at one of America’s less put together cities.
#6. ‘It’s a big house. It’s weird I only ever see two of you. Almost like the studio couldn’t afford another X-Man.’
This was his comment on the insufficient budget of superhero movies.
#7. Cable: I use a device to slide through time. The longer I travel, the harder it is to control. I got two charges; One to get me here, one to get me home.
Wade Wilson: [to the camera] Well, that’s just lazy writing.
The writers have made satirical comments about many other superhero movies and characters throughout the film. This is an instance where they commented on their own laziness by writing convenient plot turns. They have literally got the fourth wall to disappear, making anything possible, which have made Deadpool one of the most hilarious movies ever.
#8. “Bad Deadpool… Good Deadpool!”
Went to kill the bad guys with 12 bullets, wasted a few, Bad Deadpool. Took two deadly headshots next, made up for the mistake, Good Deadpool!
There is more to go!
#9. ‘Negasonic Teenage – what the sh*t!? That’s the coolest name ever!’
Negasonic again! This was his reaction when he first heard her name.
This is a weird one. This was DP’s words when he touched Colossus’ chrome crotch.
#11 Wade Wilson: [after receiving his cancer diagnosis] You’re clowning. You’re not clowning? I sense clowns.
This was before the disfigurement, and we are not sure exactly why this one made it to this list, but we think this way of denial must be unique to Deadpool.
#12. ‘Guy came in here looking for you. Real Grim Reaper-type. I don’t know. Might further the plot.’
We earlier mentioned that Deadpool breaks the fourth wall numerous times, but here is a rare instance where another character (Weasel) broke it.
#13. Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.
This, we think, is the most popular one among the Deadpool quotes about life. Although it sounds a bit depressing, he told it in a romantic moment of the second movie. He said this to Vanessa, and mentioned that a long commercial break has begun! It was the start of their love story, but after all, it is a superhero movie, right? The commercial had to stop even before it started properly!
There are a few more!
#14. You’re still here? It’s over. Go home! Oh, you’re expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don’t have that kind of money. What are you expecting? Sam Jackson showing up in an eyepatch and a saucy little leather number? Go!
Deadpool breaks the fourth wall numerous times throughout the movie. This one is particularly special as it appears during the credits. We all watch the credit section eyeing a teaser. But imagine not leaving the theatre for a teaser just to find DP in a towel shouting at you like this! It is an exact duplicate of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off riff, though.
#15 ‘All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex.’
DP punched a giant metal mutant in the face, got both his hands smashed into a T-rex’s upper limb shape, only to make this comment.
#16. Firefist: Stay back, or Justin Bieber dies!
Deadpool: [to Negasonic Teenage Warhead] Ha! Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber.
This is why we earlier said the whole script could be considered a list of quotes. While this one would certainly make our JB fans pissed off, don’t you think she really looks a bit like Justin Bieber?
#17 ‘Please don’t make the super-suit green…or animated!’
This should be the greatest of all Deadpool best quotes, yes. This witty comment about the below-par DC movie Green Lantern in 2011 sums up the essence of Deadpool’s persona. Ryan Reynolds starred in it with a green animated super suit! That indeed was a hard hit.
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